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  • Mark Jaquith - This changes everything. Well, okay... just pooping.

    I gingerly climbed on top of the plastic contraption now ringing my porcelain throne. It soon became apparent that I couldn't keep my britches at my ankles as I normally did. No, they had to go entirely, along with my underthings. And if there is anything more ridiculous on this planet than the sight of a human man wearing a t-shirt and nothing else, I have yet to experience it. So in the interest of saving myself this unfortunate view, I doffed the shirt as well. Now entirely naked, I again attempted to step onto the device. I was unsure, but it seemed to hold. I settled down to the seat, with only the extremities of my posterior touching. My knees were up at my chest. This, plus my complete nakedness, felt very primal. It felt third-world and adventurous. It felt... RIGHT. I concentrated on the task at hand. I had felt a slight urge to go, and had been eager to try out the new purchase. I had been intrigued by the promise that my business would henceforth require substantially less effort on my part, because of the wild beast–man position it forced upon me. But I was still skeptical. It sounded too good to be true. Surely the difference couldn't be that dras— HOLY HELL I'M POOPING.

  • Tracy - it just looked like my skin took on a different tone

    Seeing all these reviews and I was surprised I had such a similar experience. I was pulled into a store by a man who insisted on trying some products on my skin. Seeing as how I normally have soft hands I could hardly tell a difference and I told him so even if he said there was a definite change. If anything, it just looked like my skin took on a different tone? So he tries on another product but I really don't see the difference. He calls over their specialist. They ask me about the products I'm using. She tells me I have pretty good skin but I have big pores, blackheads, dryness, and oily parts on my face. She tells me I'm going want to be kissing her hands and feet when I've purchased their product and see the results for myself. At this point I'm mildly offended because I think I was supposed to be wowed, but I wasn't. I do have big pores, but I've never had problems with blackheads. Additionally, it was reasonable for me to have dryness and oiliness on my skin because I hadn't washed my face in nine hours since I had classes all day and I usually don't have time to apply toner or moisturizer or makeup because I'd rather sleep an extra 10 minutes (and as a college student, those minutes are precious). I lowkey wanted to point out to her that at least my skin was blemish free while she was not able to hide the bumps under her foundation. Then she tells me she'll give me a special discount and so I'm like cool, free stuff as long as I refer back to the store if the product actually works for me. I misinterpreted slightly, she kept telling me what a great deal I'm getting but the total still came out to be over $80. That's still pretty steep for products I already have anyways and have been working pretty well for me at a fraction of the cost. So I quietly back out with the excuse of needing to think it over because it's not a decision I want to make on a whim and I needed to pick up my mom from work (which wasn't a lie, considering I was only wasting time in the area until I had to pick up my mom). In any case, even if the discount was big, I asked myself why should I pay anything for a product that didn't do anything for me during the demonstration?

  • Walty - Easy install - Quality construction

    Installed very easily on a 2014 KLR650 with no modifications required. It will be very helpful the next time I need to change a flat on the trail, and its also very nice just for servicing the motorcycle. I have not compared to other units, so I can't provide much more input than this. Overall I am pleased with the unit.

  • Amazon Customer - Another step in the evolution of Lady Gaga

    All i have to say is look at Gaga's hat. That should let everyone know where she is going. Don't let all of the haters distract from her greatness. An artist should be able to evolve and that is what she does. She has a lot of music in her and she wants to grow as an artist. Way to go Gaga. I love this.


    VISALUS IS THE WORSE COMPANY EVER!!!! Do a little digging, google the ingredients for 10 minutes to realize this product is total crap. I wrote a review for you below, including a list of the ingredients that I searched on, mostly preservatives and cheap fillers. Any positives are outweighed by the negatives added into the product. It’s like dipping an apple in preservatives and saying it’s better than eating a regular apple, make sense?

  • Jonathan - Good for the price.

    Good Bluetooth headset, good for listening potcast, YouTube and music specially if you are riding bikes.