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I just want to say....I paid $1500 for a program which uses a product just like this and a 500 calorie diet. I lost 10 pounds in two weeks. I had a different brand but the ingredients are almost identical..(not HCG) This curbs your appetite while on the 500 calorie diet. Add a detox from premier labs hcl and hcl activator and you will have the exact same program :) Use the HCG diet plan. Make sure you stick to the 500 calorie diet...exactly...no sugar (only stevia) ...no oils..NONE. Fish meat and some fruits.

As always. Can't say I see any improvements after 2 years of usage. I've still lost hair in the last 2 years however, am afraid to stop using because am afraid it may all drop off really fast. Somebody help me grow hair....

Wow just wow this must have been a fuc* you as an April 1st prank or something, because the laughs don't end! I thank you guys so much, now not only are the reviews hilarious, but now we can fight ISIL. I feel like these should be taken off market, but reviews are so dam hilarious! I guess.. keep on eating guys, let's keep the laughs going. Just eat over a toilet and be weary. Also amazon has some nice air fresheners, if the lady can't take it. Peace guys. And I almost forgot.. EAT UP!

Purchased as a Christmas gift. My granddaughter gets a new one every year. She loves dancing to them.

I've written lots of reviews before and it's always been an easy determination on how to rate a product. However, it's difficult for me to contribute a rating (good or bad) for this armrest cover. Technically, there's nothing wrong with the product. It fits as it should; perhaps slightly loose but the double sided tape will keep it in place. It's soft enough on the elbow and I think it'll probably last a while. It has tire prints but they don't quite match the Mopar slush mats. However, I'd say it's probably close enough in that it's following the same basic theme.

The software itself is very good and easy to use and understand, but you are in big trouble if you need to call the "800" number. The wait is very long...like a half hour...and when you get someone, they may not be able to help you, and if they try to transfer, you get several "please wait" recordings before being told that "your call can not be completed, call again" followed by a hang up. It took me three calls with a total wait time of nearly an hour and a half to finally get someone who could correct an activation code. So I split the difference...five stars if it all works without the need for "customer service" and one star if you need someone to help you.